Monday, May 14, 2007

DoorMax crazy

Recent Federation news is claiming the fleet has switched to the Sensormatic DoorMax. We all know the DoorMax was created by the Cylons, and that there are many copies, but who will strike first? Adama has gone off the reservation and is leading the charge with the USS bumbledore. The USS bumbledore is manned by a renegade crew comprised of hackers and inmates. You may remember Rafadel Adama and misfits from a few years ago when they attempted to snatch up all the field mice and bop them on the head. We fear that Rafadel and his men aboard the USS bumbledore have gone too far this time and want to consume all of the Door-Max systems.

We may never know why the Federation wants the DoorMax system, maybe they like the discreet EAS look; but when you are in a fierce battle with shoplifter nation you need the stopping power of Digital Promax.


All joking aside; the Sensormatic DoorMax discreet EAS detection system is one of the best on the market. The detection is second to none, and it is one the most visually appealing retail security systems that can be installed for a reasonable price.



At 3:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your comments and inane chatter are ridiculous. Who would by such expensive, serious equipment, vital to someone's business, from someone who acted so childishly and retarded?


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