Security Tag Fiction

From the lighter side of EAS


Robin Of Loss Prevention:
You know I was online the other day and bought some Electronic Article Surveillance equipment from Security Tag Store.

Retail John:
Security what?

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
SecurityTagStore.com, it’s an internet based retail loss prevention store. They are one of the largest discount EAS outfitters on the Web.

Corporate Tuck:
Hey must have popped up over night.

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
You know the funniest thing thou, it’s the little differences.

Retail John:
Example

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
Well at Security Tag Store you can by Security Tacks, but they don’t call it a Security Tack

Retail John:
Get out!! Well what do they call it?

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
A Security Tag.

Retail John:
Security Tags? Well I can picture the security but ah…..? Do they have the Sensormatic MK395?

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
Yes, but they call it an AMD3050 Super Tag Power Detacher.

Corporate Tuck:
AMD 3050 SuperTag Power Detacher? They make it sound so simple; could retail security be so easy?

Robin Of Loss Prevention:
Appears to be at Checkpoint Tags retail security shop.